The Outlet of a Caged Philosopher

only-watching-for-the-eyesex: Olivia…fucking…Wilde

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:41:49 -0400

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

7bottles: haz-eel: photograph is worth a thousand words its...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:13:09 -0400

haz-eel:

photograph is worth a thousand words

its powerful

Nobody is born a racist.

omg, this should be relboged millions of times.

nobodys born racist, society teaches it

this is beautiful

How does this show that no one is born racist? Do we know for a fact that either one of these babies grew up to be racist, thus proving that they were taught their ways? And even if we do, I do not think we can extrapolate past these children were not born racist . Needless to say much more research needs to be done to prove that no one is born racist.

iloveyouthough: I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:35:09 -0400

iloveyouthough:

I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

‘this sounds like an actual marriage proposal…’

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:15:46 -0400

‘this sounds like an actual marriage proposal…’

satans-nipples: i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:04:13 -0400

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

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Sun, 12 May 2013 23:03:53 -0400

Dorium: “On the fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the...

Sun, 12 May 2013 05:42:36 -0400

Dorium: “On the fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature may speak falsely or fail to give answer, a question will be asked. A question that must never, ever be answered.”

The Doctor: “Silence will fall when the question is asked…”

Dorium: “‘Silence must fall’ would be a better translation. The Silence are determined that the question must never be answered. The Doctor must never reach Trenzalore.”

The Doctor: “I don’t understand? What’s it got to do with me?”

Dorium: “The first question. The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. Would you like to know what it is?”

The Doctor: “Yes!”

Dorium: “…Are you sure?”

(x)

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Thu, 09 May 2013 21:41:01 -0400

multipack: how do you tell someone politely that you want to push them up against a wall and make...

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:39:00 -0400

multipack:

how do you tell someone politely that you want to push them up against a wall and make out with them

zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without...

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:37:02 -0400

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

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Thu, 09 May 2013 21:35:37 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 21:26:18 -0400

Beer me.

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:25:42 -0400

morsmordre-x: Harry Potter Etymology | Bellatrix...

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:22:25 -0400

morsmordre-x:

Harry Potter Etymology | Bellatrix Lestrange

BELLATRIX: “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow star indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

LESTRANGE: To be “estranged” means to be “removed from society.” In French, “etrange” means “strange” or “weird.”

cjwho: Unplugged by Scott Newkirk - A one-room cabin in the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:26:46 -0400

cjwho:

Unplugged by Scott Newkirk - A one-room cabin in the woods pulls the cord on modern living in New York.

yoothe: flowury: fml omg

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:22:56 -0400

yoothe:

flowury:

fml

omg

"Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?"

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:21:58 -0400

“Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?”

- Louis XIV’s last words (via durianquotes)

blinddragonmetalart: MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:18:52 -0400

blinddragonmetalart:

MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys’ side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR ‘THE RULES’ FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE…

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY ‘NOTHING,’ WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE…REALLY.

1.. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON’T MIND THAT? IT’S LIKE CAMPING…

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH…

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

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Thu, 09 May 2013 15:12:27 -0400